Another for Christof



Originally posted on Nov 23, 2000
Unenlightened Soul
Out of curiosity, how does Buddy Christ feel about you, a former crusader turned undead, chasing after a servant of God, namely your beloved Anezka?

The Gurus Respond:

Christof, Melodramatic Vampire
Oh woe, woe! Twice-damned am I to face the wrath of the Lord for the corruption of His servant along with the curse of Cain!

Buddy Christ
Hey, I won't hold that one against you, she was pretty hot you know? For a nun.

Christof, Melodramatic Vampire
Who art thou?

Buddy Christ
It's me, J.C.! Come on, maybe you should suck some brains out of the next guy along with some blood.

Christof, Melodramatic Vampire
Thou, thou mockest me?

Buddy Christ
What's the matter Fangy, Son of God not allowed to make a vampire joke?

Christof, Melodramatic Vampire
I grow weak from lack of precious blood, and it doth give me maddened visions.

Buddy Christ
Whatever man, I'm just trying to let you know that all is forgiven as per usual. You don't wanna listen, I don't need to hang around. See you on the flipside!

Buddy Christ
Actually, I won't will I? Heh.

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