Because you never promised boobies and never delivered.
The Conversatron promised boobies. But there were no boobies. Only lies.
The Gurus Respond:
They are rather shamefully dishonest.
Broken promises are one of the worst crimes you can commit! People depend on you when you make a promise, and I won't let that sort of breach of faith go unpunished! Prepare yourself for battle, Conversatron!