Originally posted on Nov 16, 2000
So I'm on a diet of Power Bars, Balance Bars, and fish with veggies. Is this a good idea, and if not, what are your suggestions for a better diet?
The Gurus Respond:
Well, if mere subsistence is your goal, then it seems fine.
Try adding some little white pellets and bugs into the mix.
Or, see if you can get Britain to colonize your country and then become the leader of your people in a non-violent protest movement.
I call it the Mahatma Miracle Diet, yes, very good my friend.