Originally posted on Nov 07, 2000
Oh wise gurus, why is it that I have so much difficulty with the fairer sex? I simply want to be loved, but I cannot find a woman who loves me as I love her.
Basically, what I'm saying is, I think I need a hug.
The Gurus Respond:
Billy 'Wicked' Wilson
Talk like me and you'll have more hoochie than your chump-ass could shake a midget at.