Originally posted on Nov 06, 2000
What should I get my lady friend for our 6 month anniversary?
(note, she tells me she doesn't want anything, and I'm confused!)
The Gurus Respond:
Billy 'Wicked' Wilson
I bet she just wants a quick visit from Mr. Love Sausage along with a little slap and tickle. Booyah! Just remember the foreplay, or risk a swift kick to the Sweet Dick Willy.
Lili von Shtupp
A wed wose wouwd be nice, especiawwy aftew a womantic dinnew. Don't wisten to that Biwwy, thewe's something wong with him. He paid me $50 just to tawk about his stupid bwothews fow thiwty minutes.