Gorgeous illuminated guy was into me and compared me to dolphins in the middle of gnostic cabaret. Talked maturely of kids and other really interesting things. We have not yet surrendered to each other's physical charms - and now he has regressed to the age of 14 or summat like, winking at me when saying hello and goodbye. I ask you! Should I find this funny?
The Gurus Respond:
Slang for something.
Well, strangely enough, I still don't care.
Since when do 14 year-olds wink anyway?
Who knows, it's the U.K., they do all kinds of weird stuff like pat their left nostril when they're horny or stick their thumb in their ear when they're embarassed.
No, I made it up. Hey, at least there was no mention of "bad teeth."