Android love?



Originally posted on Apr 29, 2003
Unenlightened Soul
Does Data get any action with the ladies? I mean if he's as popular with the ladies as he is with Barbarian, he must have like a small harem of followers!

The Gurus Respond:

Data
Alas, I must admit that my only... 'intimate' relationships were with Tasha Yar and Wesley Crusher.

Bongo
Did you just say Wesley?

Data
Affirmative. Certain people have wondered why ensign Crusher was limited to a non-speaking role in our latest film. The reason is somewhat... unfortunate.

Bongo
I'm not so sure I wanna know, but...

Data
His vocal cords were accidentally severed during what was intended to be a playful experiment in his quarters.

Data
The last words uttered by the poor boy were "C'mon Data, let's try it! It'll be fun!"

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