Happy 420



Originally posted on Apr 19, 2003
Unenlightened Soul
Time to ponder the meaning of life... and laugh after about 20 seconds into it.

The Gurus Respond:

Ukyo Tachibana
It is a fallacy to assume that life must have a singular meaning.

Ukyo Tachibana
While truth is absolute, its application to the reasons for our existence is very much relative. As such, one cannot infer that we all share a common purpose.

Ukyo Tachibana
Each individual's raison d'Ítre is as distinctive as the choices that affect his or her destiny.

Ellen Feiss
That's, like, totally deep...

Kurt Cobain
Yeah, samurai dude. I think you're right on the money with that philosophical stuff.

Kurt Cobain
But you know what else I'm trying to figure out? If we're really just the product of all the decisions we make, then how come...

Kurt Cobain
... ah, forget it. I'm too baked.

Ukyo Tachibana
While attempting to grasp existential truth is a worthwhile endeavor, doing so while under the influence of illicit substances is more counterproductive than enlightening.

Ellen Feiss

William S. Sessions
WINNERS DON'T TRY TO FIGURE OUT THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE WHEN THEY'RE STONED WORSE THAN AN ADULTEROUS WOMAN IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

Ukyo Tachibana
Precisely.

Kurt Cobain
Don't knock the plant, man. I'm sure it's partially responsible for your creation.

Ukyo Tachibana
I beg your pardon?

Kurt Cobain
Oh, come on... a blue-haired guy who fights in a skirt and socks and has an apple fetish?

Kurt Cobain
I'd love to try some of whatever your designer was taking when he thought you up.

Ukyo Tachibana

Kurt Cobain
Don't sweat it, Ukyo. I know you're only supposed to be the second place character, but you'll always be ahead of that Haohmaru freak in the Neo Geo of my heart.

Luigi
Hey! What's wrong with second place?!

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