The Route 44 Cherry Dr. Pepper



Unenlightened Soul
Everytime I go to the local Sonic Drive-Thru eatery near my home, I always order a Route 44 (the biggest size drink) cherry Dr. Pepper. I really like this drink because they put cherries in the drink, which make a nice little treat after you finish your soda.

However, I have discovered that the inclusion of cherries in this drink is somewhat selective, depending on the particular employees on duty at the time. I don't know if it is intentional, but the cherry ommissions are getting more frequent and more irritating.

I want to tell the carhop to please ensure that there are cherries in my drink, but I am afraid that the employees will think I am a fancy-lad for needing cherries in my little girly drink. I would say that the drink is for my girlfriend, but some of the girls working at Sonic are hot, and I wouldn't want them to think I am attached. How can I get my cherries and still be a manly piece of ass for these little Sonic girls?

The Gurus Respond:

Guybrush Threepwood
Have you tried an eyepatch?

Guybrush Threepwood
If you can't go on reputation alone, there's nothing like the wear of a tasteful-yet-understated eyepatch to say, "I may really like cherries, but I'm still a manly piece of ass."

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