captain's popularity

Unenlightened Soul
Captain, thanks to postings on a few web sites, it seems that everyone on the face of the planet now knows who you are.

Have you anything to say about this? What do you plan on doing with your new-found fame?

The Gurus Respond:

Mistranslated Ship Captain
I thank an Academy!!

Mistranslated Ship Captain
You like me, you do really like me.

Mistranslated Ship Captain
Yet, it is not an award for me to accept. I would like to introduce young Native American Sacheen Littlefeather. She is telling why I refuse to do accepting.

Mistranslated Ship Captain

Mistranslated Ship Captain
What you say!! She is not here!!

Mistranslated Ship Captain
What I want to say is I cannot do accepting of the people's ovation when there is lack of great justice still on the planet. Or something.

Sacheen Littlefeather
There is something that can be done. You call it 'ZIG', but my people call it 'MAIZE'.

Mistranslated Ship Captain
It's you!! And of course you are correct. I do not have knowledge of why I forget what to do so often. It is a mystery.

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