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Souls

Unenlightened Soul

If souls exist are they eternal and unchanging? If so, how can brain chemistry play such a large part in human behavior?

The Gurus Respond:

Seeker

Well, the day we dreaded is finally here.

Someone has asked an intelligent question.

Anybody have any ideas?

Brad McQuaid

Well, when someone brings up a good point about gameplay in EverQuest that I can't refute, I just tell them it's not in My Vision For The Game™.

Seeker

I don't think that's going to work here.

John Romero

Let's tell him to suck it down!

Seeker

Suck what down, though?

John Romero

Agh! Brain...hurts...

Seeker

Whoa! Never mind.

Slick

Let's make fun of him with a hand puppet made up to look like him.

Seeker

Mmm...

Bongo

Let's pretend we're not here and hope he goes away.

Seeker

Hmm...

Dick Cheney

Let's call him names while we smile and wave to the crowd.

Big time.

Jon Stewart

Tell a joke!

Heero Yui

Kill him.

Roshi

Distract him with porn!

President Ronnie

I WANT JELLYBEANS!

Great Tiger

You already know what I would do.

Seeker

Ok QUIET, I've got it.

Dexter

Really?

Seeker

No. I just wanted everyone to shut up.

TMOL's Frank

I think I have something.

Seeker

Well, go for it then, I guess.

TMOL's Frank

Well, Buddha teaches that the body is a vessel and that to free the soul is the goal.

Chop Chop Master Onion

U RAPPIN': GOOD

TMOL's Frank

Thanks. Anyway, perhaps the key to ascension into Nirvana is overcoming your biological limitations and the brain is the boss at the end of the game.

Abe

You mean?

TMOL's Frank

Yes.

TMOL's Frank

Life is a game of Metroid.

Jessica

Wow, that's so deep.

Seeker

Well, there you have it. Now I guess it's back to ignoring the endless stream of woodchuck, light bulb, and chicken-crossing-the-road questions.