Originally posted on Nov 28, 2000
Unenlightened Soul
The people in my school seem to have various levels of intelligence. How can one keep from offending someone who fails to understand things that seem simple to oneself?

The Gurus Respond:

Lewis Black
Wow, they seem to have various levels of intelligence, do they?

Lewis Black

Lewis Black
I'll give you a tip that should help: things seem simple to you because you're an idiot. Others fail to understand because they're bigger idiots.

Lewis Black
There, I hope that didn't offend you.

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